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[Rudolf didn’t mind waking in an unfamiliar bed, it wasn’t exactly new, he didn’t usually stay the night, but it happened now and then, so he planned to just gather his things and go without bothering to pay attention to the woman beside him.

But there was a problem, he didn’t see his clothes anywhere, and come to think of it, the last thing he remembered was being on Rokkenjima…yeah, on Rokkenjima, and he was shot by his sister, Eva, wasn’t he? He remembered that much, he went out with a bang, he got to make just the sort of cool speech he always loved in movies, but he had definitely died.

The room looked pretty well perfect and clean, so was it the afterlife, then? Well, if he got to sleep with beautiful women, death wasn’t going to be so bad. He was expecting Hell from the actions he had taken throughout his life, but especially for what he had done to deserve being killed.]

Guess I atoned somehow, it’s way too nice here. [He grins after glancing over at the woman in bed] She’s too beautiful to be a devil.

[That’s what he thought, until poking around, looking at the framed photographs around the room, looking in horror from the woman he woke up with and the wedding portrait on the dresser of himself and not his real wife, but…Eva?]

W-what the hell is this?! Aneki?! Is this some kind of joke, who has such a sick sense of humour?!

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[ it's okay, she's used to this level of arguments from him.. n__n idiot little brother.. ]

Ah, then why don't you go live with her drone? [ YEAH SHE'S PISSED ENOUGH TO MAKE LOW JOKES.. ]

[He gapes at that, having tried not to think about it until now.]

That's...

Why don't you go live with Hideyoshi?

Oh, wait, you can't!

[ OH NO HE DIDN'T. ]

Shut up..! At least my husband is his regular self in this place! [ at the time of this magically backdated thread, either way.. ]

That doesn't mean you can talk about my wife like that, either!

[sobbu, hideyoshi]

If you are going to behave like some sort of spoiled child instead of an adult, of course I'm going to resort to talking like that!

I'm not 'behaving like some spoiled kid', [just for saying that, yes you are, Rudolf...] I'm just saying, even my second wife is a better wife than you.

[ that whole argument is acting like a spoiled child.. but it's okay, Eva isn't displaying great maturity at the moment either.. ]

Hideyoshi and I are happily married, and I'm a great wife, thank you. Even if you wouldn't know anything about that, considering your complete lack of good husband skills, right..?

Hey, who ever said I'm not a good husband?!

I've grown up in the same house as you, Rudolf, and thinking back on that time I don't see how anyone could ever stand living with you, let alone marrying you.

[He shrugs]

Both Asumu and Kyrie never seemed to have complaints. You just don't know a good thing when you see one.

That's right, and Kyrie-san turned out to be such a fine and well-adjusted woman.

Hey now, I don't think I should have to keep telling you to quit talking about my wife like that.

She murdered almost everyone, Rudolf, I think I have all right to talk about her that way by now.

[ you should've heard her speech before she died, okay. n_n ]

That doesn't mean she's insane like you're making her out to be. You think I don't know she can be scary? Anyone can do that if they want to.

[That's not to say he doesn't think she's particularly terrifying or that it doesn't bother him, but...]

... Oh, so you're saing you're the same? You killed George without any sort of remorse or anything resembling that as well?

[ There's definitely a glare in her gaze at that. ]

Where the hell are you getting that from? I never said that!! Just because Kyrie's like that doesn't mean I am, I don't like it either, you know.

Then you have to at least admit that she's definitely abnormal for all of that! You can't defend your wife with that kind of irrational logic.

What am I supposed to say, 'yeah, she's crazier than a shithouse rat'? Sure she's scary, and I know she's done some pretty bad things, but I still can't throw my wife to the dogs. The only abnormality is that considering the family she comes from, she should probably be doing a whole lot worse.

I'm standing by 'anyone could do it if they really wanted'.

[ yes, that's exactly what you're supposed to say.. ]

'Anyone could'-- do you even realise what kind of nonsense you're spewing?! There's no way anyone could just ruthlessly kill that many people and feel nothing!

[I don't think so...]

I didn't say anything about not feeling anything...

Ah..? So you think Kyrie-san seemed particularly upset about the whole deal?

[ Smiling about it doesn't count as 'feeling something', okay.. ]

Perhaps you should have your eyesight looked at sometime soon in that case.

No, she was pretty unphased. But see, her family's like that, it's different if you're made to be the same.

[He's not sure how much he believes that, but it sounds like a good argument!]

[ Well, it is in a way.. The Ushiromiya siblings are all assholes too because of the way they were raised.. ]

So you're just going to excuse her behaviour? ... Tch, I suppose I shouldn't expect any different from a coward like you.

Look, she can be scary and all, but Kyrie's still the mother of my kids and my wife.

[he does have SOME morals, okay...]

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