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gunsgoldgirls) wrote2011-08-15 02:46 am
001 | Phone | Action for household
[Rudolf didn’t mind waking in an unfamiliar bed, it wasn’t exactly new, he didn’t usually stay the night, but it happened now and then, so he planned to just gather his things and go without bothering to pay attention to the woman beside him.
But there was a problem, he didn’t see his clothes anywhere, and come to think of it, the last thing he remembered was being on Rokkenjima…yeah, on Rokkenjima, and he was shot by his sister, Eva, wasn’t he? He remembered that much, he went out with a bang, he got to make just the sort of cool speech he always loved in movies, but he had definitely died.
The room looked pretty well perfect and clean, so was it the afterlife, then? Well, if he got to sleep with beautiful women, death wasn’t going to be so bad. He was expecting Hell from the actions he had taken throughout his life, but especially for what he had done to deserve being killed.]
Guess I atoned somehow, it’s way too nice here. [He grins after glancing over at the woman in bed] She’s too beautiful to be a devil.
[That’s what he thought, until poking around, looking at the framed photographs around the room, looking in horror from the woman he woke up with and the wedding portrait on the dresser of himself and not his real wife, but…Eva?]
W-what the hell is this?! Aneki?! Is this some kind of joke, who has such a sick sense of humour?!
[Phone]
H-hey now, people will get the wrong idea if you go around talking like that, you know! Show me first, then we'll talk [chuckle].
Yeah, even outside whatever the hell this is.
[Phone]
Keh keh? What if Misaka wants them to get the bad idea? She would be happy to flaunt her stuff if it gets a blush outta you!
Oh? This place is called Mayfield. Well~ It's okay to sleep around if you aren't wearing the wedding ring, riiiiight?
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Sure, you could do that, but no one likes a woman who's easy.
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Certain women are actually attracted to married men? Misaka doesn't quite get that line of reasoning.
[Phone]
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
[It's great logic. He can't fool anyone when Kyrie's watching from around the corner anyway...]
[Phone]
So if Misaka makes you forget about your 'terrible, boring wife' by being more terrible, we could have ourselves a bad romanceeee~?
[Phone]
My wife's plenty exciting, thanks. And I don't think I need someone more terrible... I don't know if anyone can be!
[Phone]
Heeeeh~? There's a reason why Misaka is called Misaka Worst, old geezer.
[Phone]
I dunno, you haven't met my wife.
Maybe I'd have to pit you against eachother to see.
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Kid.
[He thinks this is awfully cute.]
[Phone]
You're pulling your lucky, old geezer!
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