gunsgoldgirls: (you know you got your daddy's eyes)
Ushiromiya Rudolf (右代宮 留弗夫) ([personal profile] gunsgoldgirls) wrote2011-08-15 02:46 am

001 | Phone | Action for household

[Rudolf didn’t mind waking in an unfamiliar bed, it wasn’t exactly new, he didn’t usually stay the night, but it happened now and then, so he planned to just gather his things and go without bothering to pay attention to the woman beside him.

But there was a problem, he didn’t see his clothes anywhere, and come to think of it, the last thing he remembered was being on Rokkenjima…yeah, on Rokkenjima, and he was shot by his sister, Eva, wasn’t he?  He remembered that much, he went out with a bang, he got to make just the sort of cool speech he always loved in movies, but he had definitely died.

The room looked pretty well perfect and clean, so was it the afterlife, then?  Well, if he got to sleep with beautiful women, death wasn’t going to be so bad.  He was expecting Hell from the actions he had taken throughout his life, but especially for what he had done to deserve being killed.]

Guess I atoned somehow, it’s way too nice here.  [He grins after glancing over at the woman in bed] She’s too beautiful to be a devil.

[That’s what he thought, until poking around, looking at the framed photographs around the room, looking in horror from the woman he woke up with and the wedding portrait on the dresser of himself and not his real wife, but…Eva?]

W-what the hell is this?!  Aneki?!  Is this some kind of joke, who has such a sick sense of humour?!

action...

[identity profile] gunsgoldgirls.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
[oh... ._.]

W-wha-?! Uh, right here, kid, I think?

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
Daaaaddy! [ She'll run up to him and snuggle him with her full might! Because, she's like 4'11" and really elated. ]

You're like my fifth daddy here! Can you make pancakes?

[identity profile] gunsgoldgirls.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
...That's not very reassuring. Don't tell me, does 'mommy' kill them off? Geez, what a woman, she's like a blackwidow.

[But he pats her head anyway, pulling her close in return and grinning]
Pancakes? Sure, I can do that, anything you want!

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
No! Mommy doesn't kill them!! If she did, she'd be a better mommy but she can only kill them if they're drones~ [ in the most childish sing-song voice ever ] Mommy is a good mommy! She's teaching me mixed martial arts.

Reeeaaally?! Can you make Gundam shaped pancakes?!

[identity profile] gunsgoldgirls.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess if that's what you're into, Eva's a good source... [he sighs, that's not something HE enjoys about her, though.]

...Gundam? What's that? I bet I could, if you show me what that looks like!

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Eva's the bestest mommy ever and is a great source!

A gundam is a giaaaaant robot, but I don't have mine with me. [ She'll pout at this because she doesn't have a giant robot with her ;; ]

[identity profile] gunsgoldgirls.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
...She is? ...And...a giant robot? [well, okay then...]
Uh, sure, I can do that, show me a picture of one and I'll perfect it!

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! She always tells me nice things like, "You're a very competent daughter, Nena" and "My, my, do me a favor and don't allow Kyrie in the house again without her being trained first. Good job otherwise" and "You've killed the drone again? Oh well, let's hide his body in the closet"

But Nena doesn't have a picture of a Gundam either..

[identity profile] gunsgoldgirls.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you could draw it for me--

H-hey, wait! Kyrie's here?!

[He had just been told of her death, so this is pretty damn exciting, he doesn't have to feel guilty if she's alive!

(oh but droned :( )]

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. She was here. Now she's a drone. She's been a drone for a while.

She sometimes let me skip class so I can visit her in math class, but then she and I nearly killed each other in February ~! Oh well. She was really nice anyways.

[ SO NONCHALANT ABOUT DEATH ]

[identity profile] gunsgoldgirls.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[He bites his lip, he knows what it means but he still has to ask] And what does that entail?

[though the rest certainly sounds like Kyrie...]

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
It means they're just a shell. They act like natives who are oblivious to what the town does even though they have the same body.

[identity profile] gunsgoldgirls.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
...that's what I thought.

Ugh, that's nothing like her, what the hell is wrong with them!!

So, she probably won't recognize me?

[He sighs]

You want pancakes at breakfast or for dinner?

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-08-19 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
She may recognize you, and only as a neighbor.

[ She shrugs ]

Breakfast AND dinner! I want them for every meal ever!

[identity profile] gunsgoldgirls.livejournal.com 2011-08-19 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that doesn't do much good.

[He laughs at that, this is an easier subject]

Oh, you do, do you? Well, as long as your 'mommy' doesn't kick up a fuss, sounds good to me! I bet it's better than whatever crap she'll make...if she'll even feed me.

[Though he has heard Hideyoshi go on about how great her cooking is, but Hideyoshi looks like the kind of guy who'll eat anything and love it, so...]

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-08-19 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Mommy cooks well!! Not as well as our former daddy, Mr. Pancakes, or Hideyoshi-papa! He cooks a lot of things, and sometimes I trick him out of his food. [ yep you heard that right ]

[identity profile] gunsgoldgirls.livejournal.com 2011-08-19 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
...Mr. Pancakes? Is that why you like pancakes so much? Was this guy some kind of pancake baron?

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-08-19 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Of course! He baked the bestest kind of pancakes aaaaaaaaall the time! He was really really awesome!

[identity profile] gunsgoldgirls.livejournal.com 2011-08-19 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
...And I've got to compare to this guy?!

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-08-19 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yes.

[ nothing wrong with this ]

[identity profile] gunsgoldgirls.livejournal.com 2011-08-19 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'll be up all night practicing pancakes...

[identity profile] gunsgoldgirls.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
So this guy really owned some kind of pancake company? That's...pretty different. [Sigh] Geez, thanks for making this tough, pancake baron...

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-08-23 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
No! No! Old daddy was a thief! He still made good pancakes!

[identity profile] gunsgoldgirls.livejournal.com 2011-08-23 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
A thief? That's pretty cool too! But at least what I have to measure up to can't be that bad, then...

You'll get the best pancakes every day, if I can help it!