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[Rudolf didn’t mind waking in an unfamiliar bed, it wasn’t exactly new, he didn’t usually stay the night, but it happened now and then, so he planned to just gather his things and go without bothering to pay attention to the woman beside him.

But there was a problem, he didn’t see his clothes anywhere, and come to think of it, the last thing he remembered was being on Rokkenjima…yeah, on Rokkenjima, and he was shot by his sister, Eva, wasn’t he? He remembered that much, he went out with a bang, he got to make just the sort of cool speech he always loved in movies, but he had definitely died.

The room looked pretty well perfect and clean, so was it the afterlife, then? Well, if he got to sleep with beautiful women, death wasn’t going to be so bad. He was expecting Hell from the actions he had taken throughout his life, but especially for what he had done to deserve being killed.]

Guess I atoned somehow, it’s way too nice here. [He grins after glancing over at the woman in bed] She’s too beautiful to be a devil.

[That’s what he thought, until poking around, looking at the framed photographs around the room, looking in horror from the woman he woke up with and the wedding portrait on the dresser of himself and not his real wife, but…Eva?]

W-what the hell is this?! Aneki?! Is this some kind of joke, who has such a sick sense of humour?!

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Yeah, yeah, calm down, there's nothing wrong with it, you can't tell me Hideyoshi always went outside.

[Nothing but a little cancer n_n]

Of course he did! At least he was considerate enough to not bring out all that smoke around me!

[ she should be grateful he's busy killing himself.. ]

[He snorts, raising an eyebrow.]

As if he didn't smell like it, it's the same thing.

[she doesn't have to shoot him, just let time do its work...]

It isn't the same thing at--

[ She stops, near growling. ]

Just get out of here right now!

[ if only she had realised that earlier, right.. ]

[And he just...sits on the bed.]

Cool it, Aniki. You're just as capable of leaving.

I've been here for five months now, you for not even more than half an hour! I'm fairly sure I know which one of us two it is that would have to leave.

This is the fifties, you're the wife.

[And meanwhile he's still smoking! Better do something about it or get out, Eva n_n]

[ was it even an option. n_n

But she isn't even going to say anything to that - because Rudolf is an idiot!! - instead she just lashes out, lifting her leg to kick him in the side. She isn't doing it at her full power, but it should be enough to knock him over if he isn't fast enough. Sorry, she doesn't do warning shots! :) ]

[Wow, you'll cause a fire like that??? Geez, woman.

It does indeed knock him over, though he at least manages to break his fall a bit, he hits the floor, gaping up at Eva as he holds his side.]

W-what the hell was that?!

[ > implying Eva ever thinks rationally when she's angry

SURE LET'S RUN OFF ON MY OWN WHILE THERE'S A MURDERER AROUND!! ]

I warned you, Rudolf! If you are going to smoke, you're going to do it outside!

Yeah, you told me.

But see, it's cold outside. [Though he doesn't want to be kicked again, so maybe he's willing to compromise a little for now...] Can't I just stick it out the window or something?

[ f r o w n... why is he the biggest wuss ever. BE A MAN, RUDOLF. ]

I know you too well for that. You'll just take it in again when I'm not looking, right..? I don't want the smell of your smoke all over the house!

[MAYBE 'CAUSE ALL YOU BITCHES ARE CRAZY?!?!?!?]

[okay, so maybe he'll just pout a little bit... He's about finished anyway, and Eva's fighting with him is just giving him time to do that. Of course, he'll want another in a couple hours so it's still a relevant argument...]

Kyrie'd let me. [yeah, that's an argument...]

[ it's okay, she's used to this level of arguments from him.. n__n idiot little brother.. ]

Ah, then why don't you go live with her drone? [ YEAH SHE'S PISSED ENOUGH TO MAKE LOW JOKES.. ]

[He gapes at that, having tried not to think about it until now.]

That's...

Why don't you go live with Hideyoshi?

Oh, wait, you can't!

[ OH NO HE DIDN'T. ]

Shut up..! At least my husband is his regular self in this place! [ at the time of this magically backdated thread, either way.. ]

That doesn't mean you can talk about my wife like that, either!

[sobbu, hideyoshi]

If you are going to behave like some sort of spoiled child instead of an adult, of course I'm going to resort to talking like that!

I'm not 'behaving like some spoiled kid', [just for saying that, yes you are, Rudolf...] I'm just saying, even my second wife is a better wife than you.

[ that whole argument is acting like a spoiled child.. but it's okay, Eva isn't displaying great maturity at the moment either.. ]

Hideyoshi and I are happily married, and I'm a great wife, thank you. Even if you wouldn't know anything about that, considering your complete lack of good husband skills, right..?

Hey, who ever said I'm not a good husband?!

I've grown up in the same house as you, Rudolf, and thinking back on that time I don't see how anyone could ever stand living with you, let alone marrying you.

[He shrugs]

Both Asumu and Kyrie never seemed to have complaints. You just don't know a good thing when you see one.

That's right, and Kyrie-san turned out to be such a fine and well-adjusted woman.

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