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001 | Phone | Action for household

[Rudolf didn’t mind waking in an unfamiliar bed, it wasn’t exactly new, he didn’t usually stay the night, but it happened now and then, so he planned to just gather his things and go without bothering to pay attention to the woman beside him.

But there was a problem, he didn’t see his clothes anywhere, and come to think of it, the last thing he remembered was being on Rokkenjima…yeah, on Rokkenjima, and he was shot by his sister, Eva, wasn’t he? He remembered that much, he went out with a bang, he got to make just the sort of cool speech he always loved in movies, but he had definitely died.

The room looked pretty well perfect and clean, so was it the afterlife, then? Well, if he got to sleep with beautiful women, death wasn’t going to be so bad. He was expecting Hell from the actions he had taken throughout his life, but especially for what he had done to deserve being killed.]

Guess I atoned somehow, it’s way too nice here. [He grins after glancing over at the woman in bed] She’s too beautiful to be a devil.

[That’s what he thought, until poking around, looking at the framed photographs around the room, looking in horror from the woman he woke up with and the wedding portrait on the dresser of himself and not his real wife, but…Eva?]

W-what the hell is this?! Aneki?! Is this some kind of joke, who has such a sick sense of humour?!

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Ah, poor Nii-san, being made fun of even though he's so ambitious.. It's not like any of his other plans failed before, right?

[ Except they all did. :)) ]

Edited 2011-08-28 19:40 (UTC)

Right, he's always had great business sense, that's why he hasn't taken a dime from dad. Sorry, I shouldn't be so hard on him.

[Except he has :))]

That's right, that's right, if you go on about him like that he might just cry, you know. After all, he cares so much about his younger siblings.

[ enough to beat them senseless, that is. n_n ]

Geez, what a great guy our brother is, you're making me feel bad for saying that about him! I'm really sorry, you won't tell on me, will you, Aneki?

Since you're repenting already, I might decide to let it slide just this once, okay..?

You're the best, thanks. He'd kick my ass if he heard.

[ass count: 1]

[ wow, so ooc, with rudolf the ass count should be about 653 by now.. ]

Ah, it's nothing that special.. I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to my younger siblings either, of course. [ AHAHAHA good one. ]

[sob, I'm sorry, I'm the worst Rudolf ever. Let's just get some out of the way right now.
Eva's an ass, Eva's ass is lumpy, your ass'll burst, let's just tighten our assholes, Kyrie's a fine piece of ass, despite creepy fanart I will not grab my son's ass, watch where you're going asswipe, where does George's ass end and legs begin, shit bro you scared me dumpass, dufe are you scoping this bipches choice ass...]

Gee, you're the best sister ever, I love you, you know. Just make sure Rosa's okay too, she can't look after herself.

[ MY DRINK IS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD, YOU ASS... ]

Ah, that's right, that's right. If anyone needs to be looked after, it's Rosa. The town probably decided to have mercy on such a pitiful person and sent her away again.

[dunkass...]

I bet her husbands kept running away, they just couldn't make anyone stay, so it was just easier to get rid of her.

[ Giggling forever. ]

I've even heard that Father of all people was here before, yelling out of his window to the whole town.. Isn't that such an amusing story? [ Their dad might be pretty scary but it's okay to ignore that when he's not around and/or old.. ]

[He laughs, raising an eyebrow.]

Dad? What, was he yelling at everyone to get off Beatrice's lawn? I feel sorry for whoever had to be his wife, she must've been fifty years younger, and putting up with dad when he's your own relative is bad enough.

[and, thinking about it...]

...I hope he didn't beat her.

[ The sad thing that that thought is so valid.. ]

Well, I don't know who his lucky spouse was, but I guess it doesn't matter too much by now anyway. [ a slight pause. ] ... I wouldn't put it past Father though.

Guess not, but I feel sorry for anyone who has to put up with dad.

Heh, it's always "I wouldn't put it past father", isn't it?

Well, it's true, right? There are very little things anyone would put past him. Perhaps something like him actually being nice for once, but that's about it.

[He fishes around in his pockets for a cigarette - thinking about Kinzo is stressful.]

That's like saying Krauss could be nice - or smart.

[ She doesn't really notice it yet.. At least not that he's looking for a cigarette. Because she obviously wouldn't be very okay with that. ]

At least we don't have to worry about either of them being around for now. Although I guess if you looked very long you might be able to find Father's drone walking around somewhere. [ but as if anyone would want to do that.. ]

He might be bearable then. Or we could just get revenge.

[And he finally finds one, and lights it right there n_n]

[ WOAH forget the conversation in that case. Instead Eva narrows her eyes immediately. ]

Rudolf.. What do you think you're doing? [ Hear that tone in her voice? Ass kicking immediate in 10.. 9.. ]

Edited 2011-09-05 13:10 (UTC)

Huh? Just saying we could go get our revenge on dad while he's defenseless. Pretty low, but...

The cigarette, Rudolf, the cigarette! You know I won't have that kind of smoking in my house!

[ about ready to flip him out of the house. ]

"That kind"? Alright, then what kind will you have? Cigars?

[Obviously he isn't taking this seriously, he just laughs and goes back to smoking...]

[ She starts glaring by now. ]

I won't have any kind! Get out of the house with those, those-- horrible things!

[ Watch out before you get your ass kicked, Rudolf.. ]

Yeah, yeah, calm down, there's nothing wrong with it, you can't tell me Hideyoshi always went outside.

[Nothing but a little cancer n_n]

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