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001 | Phone | Action for household

[Rudolf didn’t mind waking in an unfamiliar bed, it wasn’t exactly new, he didn’t usually stay the night, but it happened now and then, so he planned to just gather his things and go without bothering to pay attention to the woman beside him.

But there was a problem, he didn’t see his clothes anywhere, and come to think of it, the last thing he remembered was being on Rokkenjima…yeah, on Rokkenjima, and he was shot by his sister, Eva, wasn’t he? He remembered that much, he went out with a bang, he got to make just the sort of cool speech he always loved in movies, but he had definitely died.

The room looked pretty well perfect and clean, so was it the afterlife, then? Well, if he got to sleep with beautiful women, death wasn’t going to be so bad. He was expecting Hell from the actions he had taken throughout his life, but especially for what he had done to deserve being killed.]

Guess I atoned somehow, it’s way too nice here. [He grins after glancing over at the woman in bed] She’s too beautiful to be a devil.

[That’s what he thought, until poking around, looking at the framed photographs around the room, looking in horror from the woman he woke up with and the wedding portrait on the dresser of himself and not his real wife, but…Eva?]

W-what the hell is this?! Aneki?! Is this some kind of joke, who has such a sick sense of humour?!

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Ugh, what the hell am I with you for then?! Yeah, don't worry, I'm not going to let that happen, I'll even go right ahead and give you permission to kick me hard if it happens. But not just because you want to, you hear?
[eeeeew aneki's cooties...]

I can live with 50's America, but I died, we both know that, so what gives? What's even the point of it anyway?

Ah, don't worry, I was already intending to kick you out of the house the moment you would start acting like that. [ not that she wouldn't kick him out of the house regularly BUT ANYWAY. ]

And they have never bothered to give us their motivations. All the drones talk about is how 'perfect' this town is. A bunch of nonsense.

[ After that she frowns again. ]

... Even if we're forced to live in the same house now.. I still won't forgive you for everything you did. I hope you realise as much.

Can't say I'd complain in that case, but if it happens to you, I'm keeping you around to be a good housewife.

I figured as much. It's not like any of us have ever been too fond of eachother anyway. It's not any different.
Maybe I shouldn't forgive you for killing me either. I hope you got what you deserved too [he laughs slightly - he's not really serious about it, just trying to talk tough, and it's probably somewhat obvious].

[ being a housewife to Rudolf.. .... Her worst nightmares are coming true. Again. ]

I personally have no intention of ever getting droned. Or baking pies for you.

Hmmm..? Of course it's different. This isn't about matters like petty sibling hierachy anymore. [ And after her voice is somewhat normal again, slightly teasing as usual, it turns cold, rage thinly lying under it. Even if he isn't entirely serious, she's still somewhat striking out like this. ] ... You killed my son. That I killed you was only natural.. You deserved to burn in the deepest fires of Hell.

Oh, come on, Hideyoshi always talked about how great you were in the kitchen, I want to try it too~

[Rudolf quickly grows much more serious, folding his arms across his chest.]

...If that's how you want to go, yeah, I did, and you killed me and Natsuhi, so by your same logic, you deserve to be killed too. But I won't be petty, I won't wish 'the deepest fires of Hell' on you.

[ She abandons the first remark in exchange for becoming touchy about these subjects again. ]

That with Natsuhi nee-san was an accident--!

... Besides, there's my own hell waiting for me when I get back. If I'm the only one who returns from Rokkenjima, who do you think they will suspect, Rudolf..? [ a pause. ] I'm not going to tell them anything about what you or Kyrie-san did.

...The only one?

[Oh.

He...didn't know that.]

... After I shot you, I met up with her. [ Her voice is a bit calmer at that. ] I doubt I need to tell you much more than that.

...I see.

[He really never thought anything would happen to Kyrie, she's supposed to be the one who can get through anything, that's why she's scary, but also exciting, and it means he doesn't have to worry about her.

Then again, he knows some of it may be his fault.]

[ She doesn't feel guilty over what she did. Not that she's someone who kills easily, but what she did to Rudolf and Kyrie.. they deserved it. That much she firmly believes. But at the same time she doesn't feel like rubbing this in, especially not since she knows the pain of losing a spouse as well. ]

[ That's probably why she changes the subject rather than dwelling on it. ]

Regardless, I would watch your back around here. There are things out here more dangerous to you than I am.

...Heh, what could be scarier than you?

Frequently things happen around here which usually cause at the very least injury and at worst death to plenty of people. I'd say that's plenty more scary than I am.

[ By now she's smirking a little though. ]

Besides.. it's not like I couldn't become a bit 'scary' again if you need to be reminded of who the older sibling and therefor the one who makes up the rules here is, Rudolf.

You think so, do you? Well I'm the 'husband' and the man of the house, therefore if you ask anyone else especially the town, they'll say I'm in charge.

[shit lets be chauvinist]

Those are drones! They will also claim the two of us are married, so I doubt you can attach much value to their words in general.

Hmm...it's a small price to pay.

No matter what you might claim or whatever this setting might be, the only in control over this household won't be you.

You keep thinking that, Aneki. We'll see soon enough, we're not kids anymore.

[He sure thinks highly of himself~]

[ Maybe she should bring him down a notch soon.. ]

Ah, but some things never chance even if people do grow up, right..?

Well, sure, but those people are Rosa.

[ She just shrugs a little. ]

Speaking of Rosa, she was here before too. It seems you've missed her just by a bit.. In fact, Krauss nii-san is the only one of us four I haven't seen here before.

Heh, who wants Aniki around? Rosa's fine, but he can rot, we don't need a reunion.

You're just saying that since you can pick on Rosa, but not on Nii-san, right..?

What? Of course not!

...Heh, well, maybe a little. But you feel the same way, right? But that's not the point, Aniki's the worst.

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